i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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