we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize