they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
