The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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