Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
