Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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