i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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