The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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