I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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