what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
he just fucked me for my cheese..
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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