His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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