You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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