I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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