So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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