Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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