Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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