The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you win again, gameday.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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