There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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