When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
