remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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