Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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