By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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