Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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