im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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