So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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