We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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