had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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