the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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