in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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