party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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