apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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