why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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