Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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