Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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