I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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