no, he came in my armpit
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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