just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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