That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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