Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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