hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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