you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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