Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize