Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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