They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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