I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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