If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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