At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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