I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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