its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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