i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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