every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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