Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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