Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
