Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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